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FastidiousFalcon

ChinaCCP🇨🇳 has the decoder ring


CUR715J0N35

I believe he’s speaking the Dipshit dialect of Alzheimers


undercoveragents

Bruh. Somebody put this man in a nursing home. Jesus Christ.


Johnwickbeatsrambo

Well, he said his buts been wiped so he pretty much is in a nursing home at this point.


randobroski262

Yeah, it's been wiped, with the Constitution.


chewtoyfl

I can’t find that. When/where did he say that? That his butt’s been wiped. I really need to watch that.


bbethebeesknees

[presumably by Tony Fauci's tounge](https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo)


Nuttyvet

To laugh as hard as I just did on a Monday morning is rare kind sir or ma'am. Thank you for your service.


handle_squatter

This is elder abuse at this point.


BlueCollarSavant

When he says "We're gonna continue monitoring this" it feels like he's speaking about keeping an eye on a patient of some sort...


Previous_Project9055

Sorry, I just lost 10 points. But, hey look at the bright side our President just won the most entertaining game amongst world leaders and all people of “Guess What Biden Says” thus far, the world is still laughing at Biden speaking “Biden”. WTF is he saying? 🤣😂🤣😂


Nords

Seeing as how he can only use a fake set, its possible they built the set next to his nursing home, so he doesn't have to go far to play pretend president for the morons who actually watch TV.


Terror_1NC

He's saying, you know, the thing... come on man!


greatatdrinking

Cornpop! Fat! I'm gonna get in trouble for this but I got hairy legs. Now come here and let me sniff ya. Is that Pert Plus? Do they even make just Pert?


FunStuff446

😂


__Sentient_Fedora__

He wrote the damn bill!


No_Organization5188

“TrUmp iS ToO oLD To RuN A coUnTRy” Then they proceed to vote for someone 4 years older.


IronAcesHigh

And acts like he’s 103.


gamingsterrr

to think there's only a 4 year difference between the two, yet trump is so well put together mentally. as for biden? the video speaks for itself


Kingshitshow

Ok, who spilled alphabits on the teleprompter?


Brezz22

I think a cat fell asleep on the keyboard.


Accomplished-Put9864

Idk what the saddest part is, the fact that this guys in charge or the fact that the left is so unsalvageable that they still support him


Hotpinkyratso

The troubling part is this is how he was when so many people voted for him! He has such a hard time walking he looks like a drunk pretending he isn’t drunk. I knew it would be bad but had no idea it could be this bad so fast. Ten months seem like ten years.


jake8786

Just wait, I know from firsthand experience with relatives the real downhill slide can happen FAST


inactiveuser247

They don’t really support him, they just see him as less objectionable than Trump. That’s the beauty of the two-party system; you only have to be slightly less crap than the other guy. Y’all need electoral reform.


Accomplished-Put9864

You’re not wrong i just don’t see what they see


inactiveuser247

Fair enough. I guess it’s a judgment call on what you find more objectionable


Accomplished-Put9864

I guess , but we are worse in almost every way imaginable, pandemic, the afghan exit disaster, the border crisis, unemployment, the price of real estate, gas, lumber , food, the fact that the rhinos passed red flag laws for our military recently (hr4350). Take all emotion and factions out of the argument and objectively we are worse off in so many ways its not even a close debate


MycologistCreepy683

Omg you are so blind. Trump was so much worse greetings Europe. Ps. Get educated and a healthcare/social system. You dont understand society or capitalism if you against it.


BigDaddyaarn

Thankfully we haven't had to give a damn what Europe thinks for 245 years.


skottydoz

You are the blind one here, clearly.


Accomplished-Put9864

Bad bot


Umongus

"I'm a big poopy and I need a little girl to sniff"


stimpy01234

I think what he said was "trunalimunumaprzure" as well as "Badakathcare".


EthanWaberx

See this is why I didn't mind Trump. I knew exactly what the dude with the nuclear codes in his back pocket was thinking at pretty much any given moment.


cad5789

You understood covfefe?


aShowOfForce3

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/2884


hilliardsucks

I actually never knew that. I always just assumed it was a gaff of some sort. I guess that explains why all of a sudden it stopped being talked about


ghafgarionbaconsmith

Damn you killed him bro


MasterNate1172

What? I never knew that was a real thing!


Rainmanzz

Hole lee shid


Droselmeyer

To those reading this and thinking Trump tweeted in reference to the linked bill: Covfefe was [tweeted on May 31, 2017](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/05/31/covfefe-one-year-anniverary-donald-trumps-confusing-tweet/659414002/). The above linked bill was introduced to Congress in June of 2017, so Trump wasn’t referencing the bill, the bill was referencing Trump, he still tweeted nonsense with no 4D chess game at play.


miclowgunman

I think you have your tweet date wrong. It was may 2017. Your timeline would definitely make it seem like trumps tweet happened almost a year after the bill.


Droselmeyer

Yep, you're right, I mistype that earlier cause the article is published in 2018 and refers to the 2017 tweet, fixed, thanks


aShowOfForce3

He very clearly knew about covfefe - just because you say something doesn’t make it true (“he still tweeted nonsense with no 4D chess game at play”).


Droselmeyer

Bro, the "Covfefe" bill introduced to Congress was about including social media into presidential records, it was clearly a bill created due to the Covfefe tweet, so I don't see how Trump could have known about it given that it was created due to something he did. So yeah, he still tweeted nonsense with no 4D chess game at play. The tweet came before the bill, the bill was clearly created due to the tweet, so, due to the laws of our causal reality, I fail to see how Trump knew about this bill before it had a reason to exist. Edit: Also, the OG tweet was "Despite the negative press covfefe", so that's pretty clearly him trying to say "coverage" and making a typo, so what do you mean he knew about covfefe?


IsisMostlyPeaceful

I always assumed it was a mistype of coverage. But, let's be honest, one misspelling of something compared to the jumbled mess you see in the video clip? Even through the most partisan, hardcore leftist lens, that's unspinnable. Though I know many still try their hardest.


Bobby-2000

Seriously? Trump, the most corrupt, most incompetent, racists, liar, sexual predator, who did his best to destroy democracy in the US... i don't think anyone can be even remotely as bad as Trump. I am amazed that 40% people still support him. US seems to be not a smart country after all!


PickleofStink

You’re either a poorly designed bot or an actual legitimate retard.


kixstand7

The 2nd


TwitchCaptain

This person just watches the news. And believes it.


BlarssedBe

This is what brainwash looks like, folks. Coupled with indoctrination to believe only 40% of Americans support him, they're like walking talking reee memes at this point.


JohnTalroc

Lmfao what flavor was your Kool aid?


kobey221

You clearly only watch cnn


beefcakepantyhoess

You are a fucking idiot


bbethebeesknees

You're deluded


nopenopechem

Sexual predator? Have you seen how Biden touches children/women? 🤣 have you heard that trump BANNED Epstein from going to his gold resorts since early 2000s because he didnt like how he interacted with children?


Rainmanzz

40%?! Dude. You are an idiot if you don't see the trump flags. I support him and ill tell you this, I dont know 1 Biden supoorter


MeLuvBooty

Agreed. We should totally nuke hurricanes and inject ourselves with bleach.


MasterNate1172

Ah, two out of context phrases that you run with. He never said to inject bleach. He was talking about blood cleansing therapy. And the nuking statement? Unamed sources. Throw out your flagrant lies maybe?


MeLuvBooty

The nuking a hurricane incident [was reported, but not recorded](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkjlK3glpfA), so I'm guessing you're just gonna say fake news. [Here's the bleachgate incident](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33QdTOyXz3w). Even though it's coming directly from Trump's mouth, I doubt you'll admit being wrong.


BlarssedBe

Except he never said to inject yourself with bleach.


MeLuvBooty

A mere technicality, [he said disinfectant](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33QdTOyXz3w)


MajinTitan

Thats a weird way to spell your wrong


PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE

He was rabidly unhinged and incoherent. Sooo many examples https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/chris-hayes-exposes-trump-incoherence-by-simply-reading-his-words-aloud-1011062/


PedestrianTake

[Rolling Stone doesn’t like Trump?](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6752581/AOC-joins-Ilhan-Omar-Jahana-Hayes-Nancy-Pelosi-cover-Rolling-Stone-magazine.html) “Shocker.”


PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE

Oh there are tons of transcriptions of Trump rambling like a dementia patient on Ritalin. It's hilarious and alarming


PedestrianTake

Defending Biden by attacking Trump. Nothing to see here folks.


PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE

Fuck old white men, what made you think I was defending them? Who do you defend?


BlarssedBe

This "fuck old white men" shit is getting old.


PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE

Lol sorry snowflake if I triggered you


MajinTitan

Says the guy commenting about trump in a conservative sub...when the post is about biden babbling like a baby lmfaoooo. Triggered little brandon


Wyoruski86

Let’s go Brandon


zhobelle

His butts been wiped?


KitchenSinker101

I don't think that's the most important question. I would have asked " Why is the Fox anchor covering his bugger up, cutting him off, then speaking over his strange blabbering.


DYNALORENZO

10 points? That’s it, just 10 points? Should be 10 million points.


scottlapier

I'll take a crack at if for 10 million Shiba Inu coins


Southern_Type_23

Anyone that can decipher what Biden says should get 83 million points.


ChiMeraRa

He got some of them correct


bmwsoldatome

He just has to read it…. And the font has to be huge so he can…. What an asshole


DaveyOld

Biden is actually extremely religious. This is actually him speaking in tongues.


OwnPicture669

Jeez... he makes Bush jr look like a young Peter O’Toole


M-G-obrien

Something about a cake recipe and a carpenter to build a cubby house to eat ice cream in.


NoobInTown12

The Opposite.


Useful_Deer_125

Although I do not like him for a cvs receipt of reasons, I do think this was part of him talking in the middle of a topic about who might be able to help in the “Covid crisis”. The natural Joe form of speaking doesn’t help.


jmoney6

Haha lol Dr Jill usually feeds me my ice cream around 6pm. But the Orange monster caused all this. He’s orange and he’s a monster. Boy my lisp is bad today. But anyway. Have you all heard of Amway? C’Mon man


FreeThoughts22

Is it obvious he clearly lost the election and was picked because he’s an absolute idiot that’s easy to control?


The_real_tiny_tom

The whataboutism in this comment section is fuckin deep boys. Trumps not president anymore. I think the point OP is making is this man is clearly mentally unfit for this job. Out last president wasn’t that great in my opinion but at least his brain let him form a fucking sentence. Can’t say that about this guy can we.


IsisMostlyPeaceful

They work so hard to spin a revisionist history of Trump being almost this bad. The comment "what about covfefe" being the perfect example. One misspelling in one tweet.. versus the daily Biden not even being able to read off the teleprompter or put together a sentence... when Trump would talk off the cuff for hours at times and make perfect, logical sense. It's okay to disagree with what he was saying, but at least it was comprehensible english.


MexicanBanjo

I genuinely feel bad that an old ass man has to go under stresses of leading the country. So thats why we should get him the hell outta here.


Tosh866

Fuck him. Don’t forget he’s a racist pedophile. Let his brain rot.


duckteeth31

Fuck biden


AlekSandr--

I think Muppets did this before https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ


officialwipe

You better give me a hell of a lot more than 10 points if I take the time to translate this douche. I have a better chance deciphering one of the zodiac killers letters.


straykitt

FUCKING MORON 🤬


PurpleLegoBrick

People will blame his lifelong battle with stuttering yet some of his speeches in the past were perfectly coherent and you could actually understand him. It really isn’t his fault and this really is elder abuse at this point and I do feel a little bad that he’s forced to do this when he should be spending his last years in a more relaxed setting.


Coolbreezy

Don't feel bad for this scum. He is betraying his country for money.


PurpleLegoBrick

I don’t agree with what he’s doing but it’s clear in my opinion that he isn’t the true leader of this country and is just a figurehead for Democrats to abuse. This is probably a bad analogy but it would be like someone’s grandparents being scammed by a “Nigerian Prince”. They’re being taking advantage of and the more lost they are the easier it is for them to do it. I guess it’s just a personal opinion, I never really agree to much Democrats have to say but at the same time he’s just reading whatever is in front of him and refusing to actually answer any questions.


disturbedbisquit

He already got the money. Now he's betraying his country to cover up his crimes, the cringes of Hunter, the crimes of the rest of his family, the crimes of Killary and Hussein, the crimes of the Demoncrat party, the crimes of the DNC, and the crimes of the globalists. But while China has him in office, they're also going to use him to destroy America. Two wins for them.


Askyourmomdotcom

Just seeing this makes me wanna pull my hair out in hanger. This guy makes my blood boil. I seriously don't like what this fool is doing to this country.


antiauthoritarian123

Isn't it clear what he's saying? They don't respect us


ProlyonToilet

Boy the “what about orange man!” Are out in full force on this one. Hilarous


kobey221

I’ve seen like 10 already


Balls_DeepinReality

Wtf


Coolbreezy

Biden's looking more and more like that Grumpy Old Man puppet Jeff Dunham uses.


[deleted]

When you point this out to the (D)ipshits, they say, "You mean his stuttering problem, everyone know he sutters". This is NOT A FUCKING STUTTER. Biden is a joke and belongs in a nursing home.


isaacaschmitt

My dead grandpa is currently more coherent than this ass.


[deleted]

LOL


DeejWest

He had to spell it out off the teleprompter


[deleted]

We are so fucked


_Deleted-User-

Let's go Brandon!!!


Hillarys_Brown_Eye

I see piece of shit Cavuto is still behind a mic.


dicky_cockpunch

Please don't make fun of the man's stutter. I especially like the part where he botches the name and then spells it out as it appears on the screen in the front of him.


kevinmakeherdance

When was this?


marriedwithkids28

He is saying, I want more ice cream and kids heads to sniff on, where is Tim? (Nursing home nurse) lol


rtauzin64

He's saying to get a very bright light either through the skin or in some other way


PNWSparky1988

Fuck Joedolf Sniffler.


bhpsoccer

This is Biden speaking WITH a teleprompter


quasarbar

Did they omit the part where he wasn't sure if he was on the television or the telephone?


renegadeYZ

I'd love to hear what the puppet democrats think of their man here


Kaczynski__Was_Right

Holy shit


Scorpiosting_05

Let’s go Brandon🖕🏻


Bobby-2000

Can you please tell me which of my statement is incorrect? Just one. By calling names doesn't prove your point. Shows your (lack of) intellectual capacity.


12HpyPws

Reminds me of the scene in Spies like Us. Biden Fitz-Hume https://youtu.be/iLsDvGlIDh0


amaiden316

He still sounds more coherent then trump. Trump is a full blown idiot


IsisMostlyPeaceful

Lololol even through the most partisan, far left, on the DNC payroll lens, you cant honestly believe that. Did you ever see Trumps handlers come out and say "okay, that's enough talking"? Bidens do it every fuckin day lol. And this is why - because the guy has fairly advanced dementia. You ever ask yourself why you dont hear Biden speak off the cuff as much as Trump, Obama or Bush did? Videos like this are why.


amaiden316

Speak off the cuff like, “grab em by the pussy.”? Sorry if I prefer my president not to be a racist, rapist, lying adulterine POS


IsisMostlyPeaceful

Really? I like when they are those things.


amaiden316

Most scum bags do


IsisMostlyPeaceful

That's a compliment, breadtuber.


MasterNate1172

...what on earth? This eclipses Nazi figs and Jewsini.


Contrarian777

Cavuto is such a cuck bitch…so much soy flowing through that sack of liquified cornstarch


Vast_Chip_3197

Sounds like someone put the end credits to “swamp thing” on his teleprompter.


iratethisa

He’s a got a 4th grade reading level


BishBamBoo

This is an ancient dialect that was used right around 500BC the year Joe was born. It roughly translates as “This morning I took a bubble bath with my favorite rubber duck while Kamala scrubbed me with a sponge. I then put on my footy pajamas and went to the local preschool where I appointed three very young sniffer girls to the cabinet. Thats how we beat Covid-19.”


Softale

Teleprompter too far from the dais and he can’t read the text. There is no free dialog from Brandon, as that would require thought.


baddada1

Brought to you by the same dumfux who believe General Washingtons army stormed the airports.


MajinTitan

Trump is better than this old fart bag in every way possible


Klysandral

Trump, December 2019:. "“I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. But they’re manufactured tremendous — if you’re into this — tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint — fumes are spewing into the air. Right? Spewing. Whether it’s in China, Germany, it’s going into the air. It’s our air, their air, everything — right?” You were saying?


Vincent019

The most dumbest president in the USA history,that’s what happen when you stole an election.


Makemewantoshout

Where’s Tim??


Dangerous-Fishing-25

Let’s go Brandon!


Changeme8aa

If I was the person doing sign language I would QUIT


Lice138

The president of Illinois don harmon...


viking3112

Fella doesnt need secret service but few nursing home nurses…


Rainmanzz

I heard Tim in there somewhere


jayandana

Hey where is Timmy...Timmy ...has your grandma's hip? Love ya man.


Menolo_Homobovanez

He says oorgi shploogi gaboorg, its swedish.


vinceslas

[u/savevideo](u/savevideo)


ComparisonPlane

Dumbest senator ever and now the dumbest fakester in chief ever. 🤣🤣🤣


inactiveuser247

The enemies of the US are out of laughs. They spent the last 5 years rolling on the floor laughing, now they just sit there slowly shaking their heads wondering where it all went wrong.


Ardanger26

That’s what a stroke sounds like


bdschuler

He's introducing Tim Apple's relatives.


Hardrocker1990

Come on man! you know I can’t remember what I had for breakfast…wait, was it dinner…what were we talking about?


[deleted]

What a putz.


IronAcesHigh

Jesus f*cking Christ, the guy is barely alive. I bet there’s someone kneeling behind him propping him up. Oh how our nation has become so weak.


Historical_Coffee_14

I wanna meet the president of Indiana.


RepublicKev

We are a joke. Biden is incompetent and the democrats are letting the country fall into ruin. They want to build a new Marxists society where they control all the capital and all industry. What’s that sound like to you??


Brown-eyed-and-sad

Translation: “Execute order 66”


A-C-G-Salter

Reporter: “Let’s listen in” Joe: “(random noises, ums and uhs, jumbled words and names and attempting to spell)🤤 …and folks, that’s how we uh beat covid-19” Reporter: “Alright! We are going to keep monitoring this….”


Jeffbergman

Fuck joe Biden


TITSONABAWBAG

To be fair we’ve been laughing at you guys since George W. Bush took office.


[deleted]

“We DiD iT jOeEee” We sure did Kamala. We sure did. /s


supersaiyanjesuz

Is he having a stroke?


Professional-Paper62

Someone ban me I don't want to see this garbage sub.


Apprehensive-Drop-47

This isn't real right? Please tell me I'm dreaming?


NoCap9262

Where were you 🤡 when your moldy sack of expired oranges of an ex president was embarrassing us in front of the entire world, not just our enemies? I’ll take this over the alternative any day. Thanks.


Southern_Type_23

Let's go brandon, and fuck Joe biden.


Beo_Reyem

He spelled it out. I'm dead.


Maximum-Ad-6983

You know it’s going to happen. He’s going to say I have no idea what I’m talking about or something that totally gives away he is completely gone and dementia has taken him.


Troy_Cassidy

The most popular president and vice president that couldn't win primaries of all time. Imagine what it would be like if Tulsi didn't get clintoned


fattydaddy74

He is listing off the people that he wanted to recognize and thank for all of their efforts. He does stutter a bit and mispronounce some names which causes this segment to look terrible. If you watch the whole speech it isn’t that bad.


joellind8

He is so perfect for the shadow govt that they can tell him to do literally anything... And he's a senior citizen and not even think twice cause he can't even process what they want


19Buhner

Translation: Hey, I am a dumb ass. Something about gun control. Screw freedom. And long love China. And that is how we stop COVID.


Conker184

"Speaking"


Carinilumpyhead365

Wow..


cartisimpson

Has anyone tried turning it off then on again?


HysteriKal_J

Someone get him his crayons, juicy juice and blankets, his ass needs a nap. Mr. Mumbles, the G.O.A.T.


The_Incarnate_79

"Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?"


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dragon1110

You’re defending a corrupt racist with cognitive decline who also happens to molest children. You do know that, right? You need to take a moment and honestly re-evaluate who you are as a person.


kdzrus

That is an impossible task you put on them. You know they can't see anything bad about themselves. They are birds of a feather with FJB.