By - attractivebudget
ChinaCCP🇨🇳 has the decoder ring
I believe he’s speaking the Dipshit dialect of Alzheimers
Bruh. Somebody put this man in a nursing home. Jesus Christ.
Well, he said his buts been wiped so he pretty much is in a nursing home at this point.
Yeah, it's been wiped, with the Constitution.
I can’t find that. When/where did he say that? That his butt’s been wiped. I really need to watch that.
[presumably by Tony Fauci's tounge](https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo)
To laugh as hard as I just did on a Monday morning is rare kind sir or ma'am. Thank you for your service.
This is elder abuse at this point.
When he says "We're gonna continue monitoring this" it feels like he's speaking about keeping an eye on a patient of some sort...
Sorry, I just lost 10 points. But, hey look at the bright side our President just won the most entertaining game amongst world leaders and all people of “Guess What Biden Says” thus far, the world is still laughing at Biden speaking “Biden”. WTF is he saying? 🤣😂🤣😂
Seeing as how he can only use a fake set, its possible they built the set next to his nursing home, so he doesn't have to go far to play pretend president for the morons who actually watch TV.
He's saying, you know, the thing... come on man!
Cornpop! Fat! I'm gonna get in trouble for this but I got hairy legs. Now come here and let me sniff ya. Is that Pert Plus? Do they even make just Pert?
He wrote the damn bill!
“TrUmp iS ToO oLD To RuN A coUnTRy”
Then they proceed to vote for someone 4 years older.
And acts like he’s 103.
to think there's only a 4 year difference between the two, yet trump is so well put together mentally. as for biden? the video speaks for itself
Ok, who spilled alphabits on the teleprompter?
I think a cat fell asleep on the keyboard.
Idk what the saddest part is, the fact that this guys in charge or the fact that the left is so unsalvageable that they still support him
The troubling part is this is how he was when so many people voted for him! He has such a hard time walking he looks like a drunk pretending he isn’t drunk. I knew it would be bad but had no idea it could be this bad so fast. Ten months seem like ten years.
Just wait, I know from firsthand experience with relatives the real downhill slide can happen FAST
They don’t really support him, they just see him as less objectionable than Trump. That’s the beauty of the two-party system; you only have to be slightly less crap than the other guy. Y’all need electoral reform.
You’re not wrong i just don’t see what they see
Fair enough. I guess it’s a judgment call on what you find more objectionable
I guess , but we are worse in almost every way imaginable, pandemic, the afghan exit disaster, the border crisis, unemployment, the price of real estate, gas, lumber , food, the fact that the rhinos passed red flag laws for our military recently (hr4350). Take all emotion and factions out of the argument and objectively we are worse off in so many ways its not even a close debate
Omg you are so blind.
Trump was so much worse
Ps. Get educated and a healthcare/social system.
You dont understand society or capitalism if you against it.
Thankfully we haven't had to give a damn what Europe thinks for 245 years.
You are the blind one here, clearly.
"I'm a big poopy and I need a little girl to sniff"
I think what he said was "trunalimunumaprzure" as well as "Badakathcare".
See this is why I didn't mind Trump. I knew exactly what the dude with the nuclear codes in his back pocket was thinking at pretty much any given moment.
You understood covfefe?
I actually never knew that. I always just assumed it was a gaff of some sort. I guess that explains why all of a sudden it stopped being talked about
Damn you killed him bro
What? I never knew that was a real thing!
Hole lee shid
To those reading this and thinking Trump tweeted in reference to the linked bill: Covfefe was [tweeted on May 31, 2017](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/05/31/covfefe-one-year-anniverary-donald-trumps-confusing-tweet/659414002/). The above linked bill was introduced to Congress in June of 2017, so Trump wasn’t referencing the bill, the bill was referencing Trump, he still tweeted nonsense with no 4D chess game at play.
I think you have your tweet date wrong. It was may 2017. Your timeline would definitely make it seem like trumps tweet happened almost a year after the bill.
Yep, you're right, I mistype that earlier cause the article is published in 2018 and refers to the 2017 tweet, fixed, thanks
He very clearly knew about covfefe - just because you say something doesn’t make it true (“he still tweeted nonsense with no 4D chess game at play”).
Bro, the "Covfefe" bill introduced to Congress was about including social media into presidential records, it was clearly a bill created due to the Covfefe tweet, so I don't see how Trump could have known about it given that it was created due to something he did. So yeah, he still tweeted nonsense with no 4D chess game at play.
The tweet came before the bill, the bill was clearly created due to the tweet, so, due to the laws of our causal reality, I fail to see how Trump knew about this bill before it had a reason to exist.
Edit: Also, the OG tweet was "Despite the negative press covfefe", so that's pretty clearly him trying to say "coverage" and making a typo, so what do you mean he knew about covfefe?
I always assumed it was a mistype of coverage. But, let's be honest, one misspelling of something compared to the jumbled mess you see in the video clip? Even through the most partisan, hardcore leftist lens, that's unspinnable. Though I know many still try their hardest.
Seriously? Trump, the most corrupt, most incompetent, racists, liar, sexual predator, who did his best to destroy democracy in the US... i don't think anyone can be even remotely as bad as Trump. I am amazed that 40% people still support him. US seems to be not a smart country after all!
You’re either a poorly designed bot or an actual legitimate retard.
This person just watches the news. And believes it.
This is what brainwash looks like, folks. Coupled with indoctrination to believe only 40% of Americans support him, they're like walking talking reee memes at this point.
Lmfao what flavor was your Kool aid?
You clearly only watch cnn
You are a fucking idiot
Sexual predator? Have you seen how Biden touches children/women? 🤣 have you heard that trump BANNED Epstein from going to his gold resorts since early 2000s because he didnt like how he interacted with children?
40%?! Dude. You are an idiot if you don't see the trump flags. I support him and ill tell you this, I dont know 1 Biden supoorter
Agreed. We should totally nuke hurricanes and inject ourselves with bleach.
Ah, two out of context phrases that you run with. He never said to inject bleach. He was talking about blood cleansing therapy. And the nuking statement? Unamed sources. Throw out your flagrant lies maybe?
The nuking a hurricane incident [was reported, but not recorded](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkjlK3glpfA), so I'm guessing you're just gonna say fake news. [Here's the bleachgate incident](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33QdTOyXz3w). Even though it's coming directly from Trump's mouth, I doubt you'll admit being wrong.
Except he never said to inject yourself with bleach.
A mere technicality, [he said disinfectant](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33QdTOyXz3w)
Thats a weird way to spell your wrong
He was rabidly unhinged and incoherent. Sooo many examples
[Rolling Stone doesn’t like Trump?](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6752581/AOC-joins-Ilhan-Omar-Jahana-Hayes-Nancy-Pelosi-cover-Rolling-Stone-magazine.html) “Shocker.”
Oh there are tons of transcriptions of Trump rambling like a dementia patient on Ritalin. It's hilarious and alarming
Defending Biden by attacking Trump. Nothing to see here folks.
Fuck old white men, what made you think I was defending them? Who do you defend?
This "fuck old white men" shit is getting old.
Lol sorry snowflake if I triggered you
Says the guy commenting about trump in a conservative sub...when the post is about biden babbling like a baby lmfaoooo.
Triggered little brandon
Let’s go Brandon
His butts been wiped?
I don't think that's the most important question.
I would have asked " Why is the Fox anchor covering his bugger up, cutting him off, then speaking over his strange blabbering.
10 points? That’s it, just 10 points?
Should be 10 million points.
I'll take a crack at if for 10 million Shiba Inu coins
Anyone that can decipher what Biden says should get 83 million points.
He got some of them correct
He just has to read it…. And the font has to be huge so he can…. What an asshole
Biden is actually extremely religious. This is actually him speaking in tongues.
Jeez... he makes Bush jr look like a young Peter O’Toole
Something about a cake recipe and a carpenter to build a cubby house to eat ice cream in.
Although I do not like him for a cvs receipt of reasons, I do think this was part of him talking in the middle of a topic about who might be able to help in the “Covid crisis”. The natural Joe form of speaking doesn’t help.
Haha lol Dr Jill usually feeds me my ice cream around 6pm. But the Orange monster caused all this. He’s orange and he’s a monster.
Boy my lisp is bad today. But anyway. Have you all heard of Amway? C’Mon man
Is it obvious he clearly lost the election and was picked because he’s an absolute idiot that’s easy to control?
The whataboutism in this comment section is fuckin deep boys. Trumps not president anymore. I think the point OP is making is this man is clearly mentally unfit for this job. Out last president wasn’t that great in my opinion but at least his brain let him form a fucking sentence. Can’t say that about this guy can we.
They work so hard to spin a revisionist history of Trump being almost this bad. The comment "what about covfefe" being the perfect example. One misspelling in one tweet.. versus the daily Biden not even being able to read off the teleprompter or put together a sentence... when Trump would talk off the cuff for hours at times and make perfect, logical sense. It's okay to disagree with what he was saying, but at least it was comprehensible english.
I genuinely feel bad that an old ass man has to go under stresses of leading the country. So thats why we should get him the hell outta here.
Fuck him. Don’t forget he’s a racist pedophile. Let his brain rot.
I think Muppets did this before
You better give me a hell of a lot more than 10 points if I take the time to translate this douche. I have a better chance deciphering one of the zodiac killers letters.
FUCKING MORON 🤬
People will blame his lifelong battle with stuttering yet some of his speeches in the past were perfectly coherent and you could actually understand him.
It really isn’t his fault and this really is elder abuse at this point and I do feel a little bad that he’s forced to do this when he should be spending his last years in a more relaxed setting.
Don't feel bad for this scum. He is betraying his country for money.
I don’t agree with what he’s doing but it’s clear in my opinion that he isn’t the true leader of this country and is just a figurehead for Democrats to abuse. This is probably a bad analogy but it would be like someone’s grandparents being scammed by a “Nigerian Prince”. They’re being taking advantage of and the more lost they are the easier it is for them to do it. I guess it’s just a personal opinion, I never really agree to much Democrats have to say but at the same time he’s just reading whatever is in front of him and refusing to actually answer any questions.
He already got the money.
Now he's betraying his country to cover up his crimes, the cringes of Hunter, the crimes of the rest of his family, the crimes of Killary and Hussein, the crimes of the Demoncrat party, the crimes of the DNC, and the crimes of the globalists.
But while China has him in office, they're also going to use him to destroy America. Two wins for them.
Just seeing this makes me wanna pull my hair out in hanger. This guy makes my blood boil. I seriously don't like what this fool is doing to this country.
Isn't it clear what he's saying? They don't respect us
Boy the “what about orange man!” Are out in full force on this one. Hilarous
I’ve seen like 10 already
Biden's looking more and more like that Grumpy Old Man puppet Jeff Dunham uses.
When you point this out to the (D)ipshits, they say, "You mean his stuttering problem, everyone know he sutters". This is NOT A FUCKING STUTTER. Biden is a joke and belongs in a nursing home.
My dead grandpa is currently more coherent than this ass.
He had to spell it out off the teleprompter
We are so fucked
Let's go Brandon!!!
I see piece of shit Cavuto is still behind a mic.
Please don't make fun of the man's stutter.
I especially like the part where he botches the name and then spells it out as it appears on the screen in the front of him.
When was this?
He is saying, I want more ice cream and kids heads to sniff on, where is Tim? (Nursing home nurse) lol
He's saying to get a very bright light either through the skin or in some other way
Fuck Joedolf Sniffler.
This is Biden speaking WITH a teleprompter
Did they omit the part where he wasn't sure if he was on the television or the telephone?
I'd love to hear what the puppet democrats think of their man here
Let’s go Brandon🖕🏻
Can you please tell me which of my statement is incorrect? Just one. By calling names doesn't prove your point. Shows your (lack of) intellectual capacity.
Reminds me of the scene in Spies like Us.
He still sounds more coherent then trump. Trump is a full blown idiot
Lololol even through the most partisan, far left, on the DNC payroll lens, you cant honestly believe that. Did you ever see Trumps handlers come out and say "okay, that's enough talking"? Bidens do it every fuckin day lol. And this is why - because the guy has fairly advanced dementia. You ever ask yourself why you dont hear Biden speak off the cuff as much as Trump, Obama or Bush did? Videos like this are why.
Speak off the cuff like, “grab em by the pussy.”? Sorry if I prefer my president not to be a racist, rapist, lying adulterine POS
Really? I like when they are those things.
Most scum bags do
That's a compliment, breadtuber.
...what on earth? This eclipses Nazi figs and Jewsini.
Cavuto is such a cuck bitch…so much soy flowing through that sack of liquified cornstarch
Sounds like someone put the end credits to “swamp thing” on his teleprompter.
He’s a got a 4th grade reading level
This is an ancient dialect that was used right around 500BC the year Joe was born. It roughly translates as “This morning I took a bubble bath with my favorite rubber duck while Kamala scrubbed me with a sponge. I then put on my footy pajamas and went to the local preschool where I appointed three very young sniffer girls to the cabinet. Thats how we beat Covid-19.”
Teleprompter too far from the dais and he can’t read the text. There is no free dialog from Brandon, as that would require thought.
Brought to you by the same dumfux who believe General Washingtons army stormed the airports.
Trump is better than this old fart bag in every way possible
Trump, December 2019:. "“I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. But they’re manufactured tremendous — if you’re into this — tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint — fumes are spewing into the air. Right? Spewing. Whether it’s in China, Germany, it’s going into the air. It’s our air, their air, everything — right?”
You were saying?
The most dumbest president in the USA history,that’s what happen when you stole an election.
Let’s go Brandon!
If I was the person doing sign language I would QUIT
The president of Illinois don harmon...
Fella doesnt need secret service but few nursing home nurses…
I heard Tim in there somewhere
Hey where is Timmy...Timmy ...has your grandma's hip? Love ya man.
He says oorgi shploogi gaboorg, its swedish.
Dumbest senator ever and now the dumbest fakester in chief ever. 🤣🤣🤣
The enemies of the US are out of laughs. They spent the last 5 years rolling on the floor laughing, now they just sit there slowly shaking their heads wondering where it all went wrong.
That’s what a stroke sounds like
He's introducing Tim Apple's relatives.
Come on man! you know I can’t remember what I had for breakfast…wait, was it dinner…what were we talking about?
What a putz.
Jesus f*cking Christ, the guy is barely alive. I bet there’s someone kneeling behind him propping him up. Oh how our nation has become so weak.
I wanna meet the president of Indiana.
We are a joke. Biden is incompetent and the democrats are letting the country fall into ruin. They want to build a new Marxists society where they control all the capital and all industry.
What’s that sound like to you??
Translation: “Execute order 66”
Reporter: “Let’s listen in”
Joe: “(random noises, ums and uhs, jumbled words and names and attempting to spell)🤤 …and folks, that’s how we uh beat covid-19”
Reporter: “Alright! We are going to keep monitoring this….”
Fuck joe Biden
To be fair we’ve been laughing at you guys since George W. Bush took office.
“We DiD iT jOeEee”
We sure did Kamala. We sure did. /s
Is he having a stroke?
Someone ban me I don't want to see this garbage sub.
This isn't real right? Please tell me I'm dreaming?
Where were you 🤡 when your moldy sack of expired oranges of an ex president was embarrassing us in front of the entire world, not just our enemies? I’ll take this over the alternative any day. Thanks.
Let's go brandon, and fuck Joe biden.
He spelled it out. I'm dead.
You know it’s going to happen. He’s going to say I have no idea what I’m talking about or something that totally gives away he is completely gone and dementia has taken him.
The most popular president and vice president that couldn't win primaries of all time.
Imagine what it would be like if Tulsi didn't get clintoned
He is listing off the people that he wanted to recognize and thank for all of their efforts. He does stutter a bit and mispronounce some names which causes this segment to look terrible. If you watch the whole speech it isn’t that bad.
He is so perfect for the shadow govt that they can tell him to do literally anything... And he's a senior citizen and not even think twice cause he can't even process what they want
Translation: Hey, I am a dumb ass. Something about gun control. Screw freedom. And long love China. And that is how we stop COVID.
Has anyone tried turning it off then on again?
Someone get him his crayons, juicy juice and blankets, his ass needs a nap. Mr. Mumbles, the G.O.A.T.
"Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?"
You’re defending a corrupt racist with cognitive decline who also happens to molest children. You do know that, right? You need to take a moment and honestly re-evaluate who you are as a person.
That is an impossible task you put on them. You know they can't see anything bad about themselves. They are birds of a feather with FJB.