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pikachus_lover

Schitt's Creek. Fuck.


chefriley76

Ew, David.


512atxguy

King of the Hill


bucketthead

It :(


sweetjane4444

We all float down here...


bikerbomber

We all float down here


TrollChef

Smallville :(


dattebane96

Somebody saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—


snowswolfxiii

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave me!


Brazilian_Slaughter

"She calls me a 'Meteor Freak in the Sack' "


Sudden_Forever_2634

Midnight mass


Motrinman22

It’s oddly appropriate.


Accomplished-Paint83

Great fuckin show


Nice-Cut3088

Fucking hell yes, Just finished it!


huffnpuffn

The Punisher


ThyCringeKing

I don’t like either implication


hippymule

The Thing. My God, why haha.


Adorable_Barracuda55

The Wire


friendlygaywalrus

When you walk in the garden, better watch your dick


TaskForceCausality

“….*way down in the hole*”


[deleted]

[удалено]


FullMast-

Shameless


pws3rd

An overall fitting answer to such a sexual thread


legman2208

American Horror Story hahaha


ImOnlyHalfAlive

Secret Garden


GhostAlpha777

Nice bush


AbheyBloodmane

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Extended Edition


ThyCringeKing

Damn, it must be long


andreasbeer1981

This is it. If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.


tommytraddles

https://youtu.be/UHzF5KnoN20 *LOTR but every time Sam takes a step towards Mordor he says it's the furthest from home he's ever been*


aeronacht

I have no shame in admitting I’ve seen the entire thing


andreasbeer1981

Update your resume


ToastyOwl30

THAT'S what the ring is for! Its a cock ring, so you can make it to the end.


PracticalMine3971

Hocus Pocus


throwawayconfused25

Hocus Pocus lemme strokus


InceptBoy

sigh *unzips pants*


DBs4Life

What a beautiful vag/penis, makes me sick!


Wallfish_Lettuce

Malcolm in the Midde


nir0_

Yes, no... May be...


fricckk

I don’t knowwww… if it’s in :(


ParityBit0110011

Can you repeat the question?


VisiblePiano0

You're not the boss of me now.


ParityBit0110011

You're not the boss of me now


marshymarsh26

And you're not soo big!


ParityBit0110011

Life is unfair


throwawayssn56

You’re not the boss of me… now


gilmeye

Free guy


gonnagetu

How was that?


gilmeye

Really liked it. Hated the trailer. GTA meets The Truman Show


Wermine

The morning routine, positivism and coffee shop really reminded me about the Lego movie.


CNTSMN

Now you mentioned it. It definitely is the Live action Lego Movie. Edit: thanks for the award


Echo2407

Yeah it was good, though I feel the people who made it have never played a video game in their life. They also definitely don’t know anything about game development


LadyLazaev

Yes, I spent the entire movie wondering who the fuck the movie was made for.


AkiraSieghart

It was absolutely made for a younger audience but it's just a simple feel good movie with some nice pop culture references and strong performances from almost all of the cast. No, it's not perfect and yes, the logic isn't always there, but in my opinion; it doesn't have to be.


Ciaobellabee

I enjoyed it and have added it to my “things to watch when I’m sick or feel sad” list for exactly the reasons you’ve said. Simple plot but fun and well done for what it is.


John_YJKR

It's a bit corny but it's simple and fun. I liked it overall.


EvilNinjaKoala

What We Do in the Shadows


thoughtsandprairies

Fuck-ing guyyy!


nackavich

What kind of name is Jee..ssk?


Aphala

COLIN ROWBENSON! FUCK-ING GUY!


lordridan

I now go by the name Jackie... Jackie Daytona.


ChefCory

That's just how we talk in Tuscon Arizonia


mustsurvivecapitlism

Lol same


CapRavOr

Fucking Colin Robinson…and don’t even get me started on Gizmo!


whispree

Is there a new season?


caladbolg_

What a coincidence, Guillermo!


kashflash21

YESSS SAME


L4sgc

It's been one week since you looked at me...


youseekyoda2

Sorry master it's for your own good!


mrbaker90

Taskmaster


lapsedPacifist5

It's little Alex's horn.


[deleted]

A series of unfortunate events...


Amber12000

Amazing show tho!


andersonic95

Boy this hurts.. Deadwood.


bingwhip

Great fucking show. Shame about your penis though.


Poem_for_your_sprog

>Deadwood. "The thing with my penis," he said with alarm - "I think it has come to some *terrible* harm. It used to be proud to be out there on show - But now it just stares at the carpet below. "I miss the connection we shared in our youth - United by beauty, ambition and truth! But now that I'm older," he dolefully said - "What once was alive is a little bit... dead."


pigwalk5150

Lmao nice


Deventazz123

Fuck us all for the limberdick cocksuckers that we are.


Stoic_Breeze

Loopy cunt!


olivie12

Community


Krombopulos-Savage

Troy and Abed in the moooornin


elmo26

*nights*


[deleted]

This better not awaken anything in me.


misterjolly1

I see your value now.


nir0_

Pop pop!


snare123

I found out recently that Magnitude is played by the same actor who played Lee Jordan (quidditch commentator) in Harry Potter. I've seen both multiple times and never made the connection.


OGKontroversy

I never knew this but somehow I always knew this


meepmeepmeeppp

I’ve watched community 3 or 4 times now and I’m just now finding out that his line during the game of hot lava about being British is TRUE??


rrogido

Pop what Magnitude? Pop what?


RandomGuyWithStick

ASS. CRACK. BANDIT!!!


Aussie_Beast

A s s c r a c k bandit 🎶 whoAaao whooaaaao 🎶 That song is a bop, Ben folds made it


patalac135

Evil Abed : Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta? A person that wishes, deep down, that everyone more special than them was sick, because "Healthy" sounds so much more exciting than "Boring." Evil Abed : You're average, Britta Perry. You're every kid on the playground that didn't get picked on. You're a business casual potted plant, a human white sale. You're VH1, Robocop 2, and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. [Slight pause] Evil Abed : Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi. For real though, probably the best sitcom of all time.


Nacho-69420

We try not to sexualize Annie


scootscoot

Sure, but that sexy Santa got her close to regionals. They were this close!


long_live_the_ussr

What the hell are regionals


JackoTheWacko03

Cool cool cool.


Betaateb

Same! We're just streets ahead!


dpknegi

Invincible


Theweedhacker_420

Full metal jacket.


DBs4Life

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for fighting one is for fun!


kinglefart

My vagina is the Designated Survivor.


Pro_sandwich_eater

Knives Out ? I guess im a masochist


nopristinenolife

The Good Place 😌


Timecop582

The Big Short.... Dammit


BuffPotato64

How I met your mother (LMAO)


GuyAskQuestions

“Or I could give you a different organ…… my penis.” “Ted you’re not saying it right.”


ashamedprotein

“Excuse me, I have a delivery for Lisa. Are you Lisa?” “Uh, no.” “But you must be…I was told to deliver this package to a girl named Lisa, and that I'd recognize her because she'd be the most beautiful girl in this bar. So here's your delivery, Lisa.” “Uh, I am definitely not Lisa, but I would be happy to help you find her.” “Great, and then maybe later, I could give you a different package...my penis.”


GuyAskQuestions

Ted you didn’t say it right


fredagsfisk

"My penis. My penis. MY PENIS. MY PENIS!"


The-Barney-Stinson

Not quite right


curiositykeepsmeup

Fury


DBs4Life

Want me to call you wardaddy?? Haha


Tu_madre_caca111

Parks and recreation :(


nir0_

Treat yo self


Barovian

Swamp Thing... goddammit.


fall0fdark

there’s probably meds and creams for that


xdmpricex

The Foundation


holamboy14

Brooklyn 99


hatsnatcher23

Title of your sex tape?


KevinShawAAL

noice


ChocolateChunkMaster

Cool cool cool cool cool cool


CryoZEUS

No doubt no doubt no doubt


coconutspeech

.... sex education


p_turbo

Wash your hands you detty pig!


[deleted]

I didn't do a poo! ...I was crying


Watermelonwater17

Heat


katmio1

You….


Sapling_Animation

Yoooo same! Just finished season 3


unknownbinding

me too. it was wild


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Haven’t finished season3 yet, I’m about halfway through. But all I can think when I watch is “ok, all you ppl deserve each other!”


knovit

Ted Lasso


tomfoolist

It's here, it's there, it's every fucking where


TheCatInTheHatThings

Biscuit. Or if you didn’t shave, Coach Beard!


groovybrent

We broke up. Nope! We’re back together. Whew!


LPADXX

Great British Baking Show


Quercusaurelius

What if


loftier_fish

No Time To Die.


alexjnip

ayy same I was searching for this answer


Equivalent_KeoniBoy

"Long John Silver"⚔️


DarknessIsSweet69

Halloween Kills.


CallipygianCacafuego

Titanic.


EmJayCee--

Big Mouth


maramotha

Lost


i2loco4u

_Failure to Launch_


KevinShawAAL

*Get Hard*


justsomeplainmeadows

Then Die Hard


Mina_Lieung

Thanks to my girlfriend it's "What a Girl Wants"... perfection


[deleted]

peaky blinders, so *you're à peaky blinder now little one*


nir0_

By the order


Proper_Evidence_

of the Peaky fookin Blinders


Chrome235

The Big Lebowski


TheOriginalBuffNerd

The dude abides.


Nahslain

It really tied the room together xD


RTGac

Squid Games


mmrrbbee

Last man standing wins


Sid_1298

*Dies in 5 seconds*


KindofPolitePerson

Same. I guess this means that millions of people will argue whether it's the best thing ever or completely overrated. If only.


lolodune

Chernobyl. Honestly have mixed feelings about this


MeNicolesta

Beetlejuice. It do be pretty juicy though!


PMmeimgoingtoscream

For your consideration lol


GioZep

Dragon Ballz


otiskerry

The Exorcist


[deleted]

Edward Scissorhands.


DemocracyOfHypocrisy

The X-Files


smoothxj40

Nailed It!


Fitbarbie1

Mean Girls


Meetvirginiaslims

Ghost adventures. Yikes


GhostAlpha777

The dark knight rises ..


jackster_19

Futurama


NeuHundred

When you drop trou, do you announce "good news, everyone!"


dothepingu

My vagina is The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnussus


NC_Vixen

What a fun and mysterious vagina!


Deddreddd

Freaks and geeks


erehtollehyhw

The walking dead


buckerydog

Jumanji (vagina) shit that works too well


cookiescards12

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure


Boiez

Now, give it a stand name.


Morphinepill

“Baby standu”


at_powerjuicer

Lower Decks


Chickenandbeeftogeva

King of queens


DavidAssBednar

Come To Daddy


MinxxyMoyy

Raw


icookandothershit

The expanse


Anko_Dango

Stranger Things :(


dankness75

My vag is named American Dad


Eastern_Mark_7479

My vagina is named Queen of the Damned 😅


[deleted]

Attack on Titan


Piper_Loved_That

Seven Deadly Sins


yiannistheman

Bojack Horseman. It works.


I-AimToMisbehave

Napoleon Dynamite


fessa_angel

My vagina is now named True Blood 😂😂😂


everythingisgoo

Angel 😇


kucksdorfs

Young Sheldon... Crap.


SayG2727

Mandalorian


TrashOpen2080

Seinfeld


Green-Status-6360

I would name my dick "Little women"


PermanentNirvana

My dick's new name is...Lady Bird.


siteroaster

600 Pound Life


btstphns

If you're a dude... congrats?


throneofthornes

Dr. Strange