Schitt's Creek. Fuck.
King of the Hill
We all float down here...
We all float down here
"She calls me a 'Meteor Freak in the Sack' "
It’s oddly appropriate.
Great fuckin show
Fucking hell yes, Just finished it!
I don’t like either implication
My God, why haha.
When you walk in the garden, better watch your dick
“….*way down in the hole*”
An overall fitting answer to such a sexual thread
American Horror Story hahaha
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Extended Edition
Damn, it must be long
This is it. If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
*LOTR but every time Sam takes a step towards Mordor he says it's the furthest from home he's ever been*
I have no shame in admitting I’ve seen the entire thing
Update your resume
THAT'S what the ring is for! Its a cock ring, so you can make it to the end.
Hocus Pocus lemme strokus
sigh *unzips pants*
What a beautiful vag/penis, makes me sick!
Malcolm in the Midde
Yes, no... May be...
I don’t knowwww… if it’s in :(
Can you repeat the question?
You're not the boss of me now.
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not soo big!
Life is unfair
You’re not the boss of me… now
How was that?
Really liked it. Hated the trailer.
GTA meets The Truman Show
The morning routine, positivism and coffee shop really reminded me about the Lego movie.
Now you mentioned it. It definitely is the Live action Lego Movie.
Edit: thanks for the award
Yeah it was good, though I feel the people who made it have never played a video game in their life. They also definitely don’t know anything about game development
Yes, I spent the entire movie wondering who the fuck the movie was made for.
It was absolutely made for a younger audience but it's just a simple feel good movie with some nice pop culture references and strong performances from almost all of the cast. No, it's not perfect and yes, the logic isn't always there, but in my opinion; it doesn't have to be.
I enjoyed it and have added it to my “things to watch when I’m sick or feel sad” list for exactly the reasons you’ve said.
Simple plot but fun and well done for what it is.
It's a bit corny but it's simple and fun. I liked it overall.
What We Do in the Shadows
What kind of name is Jee..ssk?
COLIN ROWBENSON! FUCK-ING GUY!
I now go by the name Jackie... Jackie Daytona.
That's just how we talk in Tuscon Arizonia
Fucking Colin Robinson…and don’t even get me started on Gizmo!
Is there a new season?
What a coincidence, Guillermo!
It's been one week since you looked at me...
Sorry master it's for your own good!
It's little Alex's horn.
A series of unfortunate events...
Amazing show tho!
Boy this hurts.. Deadwood.
Great fucking show. Shame about your penis though.
"The thing with my penis," he said with alarm -
"I think it has come to some *terrible* harm.
It used to be proud to be out there on show -
But now it just stares at the carpet below.
"I miss the connection we shared in our youth -
United by beauty, ambition and truth!
But now that I'm older," he dolefully said -
"What once was alive is a little bit... dead."
Fuck us all for the limberdick cocksuckers that we are.
Troy and Abed in the moooornin
This better not awaken anything in me.
I see your value now.
I found out recently that Magnitude is played by the same actor who played Lee Jordan (quidditch commentator) in Harry Potter.
I've seen both multiple times and never made the connection.
I never knew this but somehow I always knew this
I’ve watched community 3 or 4 times now and I’m just now finding out that his line during the game of hot lava about being British is TRUE??
Pop what Magnitude? Pop what?
ASS. CRACK. BANDIT!!!
A s s c r a c k bandit 🎶 whoAaao whooaaaao 🎶
That song is a bop, Ben folds made it
Evil Abed : Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta? A person that wishes, deep down, that everyone more special than them was sick, because "Healthy" sounds so much more exciting than "Boring."
Evil Abed : You're average, Britta Perry. You're every kid on the playground that didn't get picked on. You're a business casual potted plant, a human white sale. You're VH1, Robocop 2, and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza.
Evil Abed : Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi.
For real though, probably the best sitcom of all time.
We try not to sexualize Annie
Sure, but that sexy Santa got her close to regionals. They were this close!
What the hell are regionals
Cool cool cool.
Same! We're just streets ahead!
Full metal jacket.
This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for fighting one is for fun!
My vagina is the Designated Survivor.
Knives Out ? I guess im a masochist
The Good Place 😌
The Big Short.... Dammit
How I met your mother (LMAO)
“Or I could give you a different organ…… my penis.”
“Ted you’re not saying it right.”
“Excuse me, I have a delivery for Lisa. Are you Lisa?”
“But you must be…I was told to deliver this package to a girl named Lisa, and that I'd recognize her because she'd be the most beautiful girl in this bar. So here's your delivery, Lisa.”
“Uh, I am definitely not Lisa, but I would be happy to help you find her.”
“Great, and then maybe later, I could give you a
different package...my penis.”
Ted you didn’t say it right
"My penis. My penis. MY PENIS. MY PENIS!"
Not quite right
Want me to call you wardaddy?? Haha
Parks and recreation :(
Treat yo self
Swamp Thing... goddammit.
there’s probably meds and creams for that
Title of your sex tape?
Cool cool cool cool cool cool
No doubt no doubt no doubt
.... sex education
Wash your hands you detty pig!
I didn't do a poo!
...I was crying
Yoooo same! Just finished season 3
me too. it was wild
Haven’t finished season3 yet, I’m about halfway through. But all I can think when I watch is “ok, all you ppl deserve each other!”
It's here, it's there, it's every fucking where
Or if you didn’t shave, Coach Beard!
We broke up.
Nope! We’re back together. Whew!
Great British Baking Show
No Time To Die.
ayy same I was searching for this answer
"Long John Silver"⚔️
_Failure to Launch_
Then Die Hard
Thanks to my girlfriend it's "What a Girl Wants"... perfection
peaky blinders, so *you're à peaky blinder now little one*
By the order
of the Peaky fookin Blinders
The Big Lebowski
The dude abides.
It really tied the room together xD
Last man standing wins
*Dies in 5 seconds*
Same. I guess this means that millions of people will argue whether it's the best thing ever or completely overrated. If only.
Honestly have mixed feelings about this
It do be pretty juicy though!
For your consideration lol
Ghost adventures. Yikes
The dark knight rises ..
When you drop trou, do you announce "good news, everyone!"
My vagina is The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnussus
What a fun and mysterious vagina!
Freaks and geeks
The walking dead
Jumanji (vagina) shit that works too well
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Now, give it a stand name.
King of queens
Come To Daddy
Stranger Things :(
My vag is named American Dad
My vagina is named Queen of the Damned 😅
Attack on Titan
Seven Deadly Sins
Bojack Horseman. It works.
My vagina is now named True Blood 😂😂😂
Young Sheldon... Crap.
I would name my dick "Little women"
My dick's new name is...Lady Bird.
600 Pound Life
If you're a dude... congrats?